Things I like and dislike about Porn

There seems to come a time in every bloggers life when the must put a list in their blog. Now it's my turn. I've mentioned in previous entries that I have my likes and dislikes. These likes and dislikes are not always consistent. Sometimes things in my dislikes list turn my on. I feel my cock starting to rise when my brain is thinking no. I guess that just proves the old saw about men being ruled by something below the neck instead of above it.So my lists are as follows

Likes

• Natural women
• Normal men
  
• Small boobs (A-D cup)
  
• Girl on Girl
  
• Boy/Girl
  
• Boy/Boy/Girl
  
• "Classic" Movies
  
• European Movies
  
• Amateurs
  
• Voyeurism (even though 99.9% is fake)

Dislikes

• Fake boobs
• Huge boobs (D+)
  
• Fat people
  
• Completely shaved women. Even a thin landing strip is better than nothing.
  
• Animals
  
• Skat/piss. Why??
  
• Extreme pain
  
• Extreme insertions (just what is the point in showing that a girl can stuff a beer can up her cunt or, even worse, her ass? Doesn't that mean that your cock will just rattle around in there)
  
• Gang bangs/Bukkake
  
• Violence/Rape
  
• Granny sex, yuck!!
  
• Spitting. If you need lube, use KY!!
  

These lists are by no means exclusive, there are other things that I like although I just can't quite think of them just now.

Examples of my own inconsistencies are almost too numerous to mention. There is a scene in Emmanuelle in America where Emmanuelle plays with a horses cock. For some reason I found this very erotic. However, other pictures I've seen of more extreme animal action just turn me off. Recent postings on some groups I watch have talked about women having sex with their dogs, mainly being licked. Again I find these stores very erotic but again the thought of a girl being fucked by a dog also turn me off.

I like women who have at least some pubic hair, I just don't normally find totally shaven pussies a turn on, maybe they look too like pre-pubescent girl. If a girl has whispy underarm hair I can get really turned on, but too much hair is also a turn off. If you can see the hair when the girls arms are down then it's too much. If a girl has to wear shorts so that all her pubic hair is covered then she needs a trim. Girls, lets keep it there but neat.

That's it for just now

L&X