Saturday, October 29, 2005

Candy Cock Ring

Just a quick note to say that if you ever feel the need to wear one of these, make sure that you are shaved bald!!

Getting the thing off after we had been fucking was rather painful as it manages to catch on even my very short, trimmed pubes.



Sunday, October 23, 2005

Tricky Situation

So, exactly what is the etiquette when you are at a dinner party with your wife, your lover and her husband? This tricky situation is one I'll have to figure out before next Friday as that is exactly what is going to happen.

My wife announced last week that she was going to invite M and her husband round for dinner with a couple of other friends. I didn't have time to speak to M to pre-warn her that this was going to happen. The wife called her and the invite was accepted of course, what alternative did M have. She could hardly say "No, we can't come because I'm fucking your husband", could she?

I think that the most important thing is that we both stay relatively sober, no drunken fumbling in this situation. When it all started, we only realized each others longing due to drink removing our inhibitions. This time, that can't be allowed to happen, we have to act normally as if nothing untoward is going on between us.

I think the best situation would be if we can meet up that day and, basically, fuck each others brains out but, as her husband will be around, I don't see that being possible. Probably the most I can hope for is a cold shower before dinner to make me control my urges.




I decided to buy a couple of these candy things. One for M and one for me.

As we are both Scottish I decided that this was the best one for her. I can't wait to see her wearing it, and to nibble little bits off it. She already tastes sweet so this should add a little something extra to her.

And I'm anticipating the fun as she nibbles this ring off my cock.



Monday, October 17, 2005

Anatomy of an affair

I've been thinking a lot of why I am having such a good time with M. Apart from the really good sex that is.

And the sex really is that good. It's the best I've ever had in my life. We are doing things to please each other that neither of us has done on a regular basis with a partner before. Oh, there were a few occasions in the dim and distant past where some experimentation took place, but never this all encompassing freedom to explore each others bodies in ways that we never imagined we would enjoy.

Last week, we managed to meet up for most of an evening and just enjoyed one another for a couple of hours with no need to rush back home. I had some nice arousing massage oil which I took great pleasure in rubbing all over M's body leading to some seriously slippery coupling :)

She returned the favour to me as I felt the tensions of the days work just melt away under her gentle caress. She slowly caressed my cock with her hands as her nimble tongue flicked over the tip and started to slip her finger into my ass. This sensation was incredible although it would have been better if she didn't have such long fingernails!!

When, towards the end of the evening, I finally came inside her, the release was incredible. With my cock deep inside her sweet pussy, her pert nipple in my mouth, my finger in her ass, her finger stroking mine, our orgasms coming at nearly the same time.

A few minutes later, as we were recovering, her phone rang. It was her husband calling to let her know he'd reached Paris OK. It was really weird to watch her standing there naked, our cum glistening on her scant pubic hair, talking to her husband as if nothing unusual was happening. I was tempted to go over to her and start licking her out but I decided that would probably not be a good idea.

This brings me to the point of this post, why is an affair so different from sex with ones regular partner or spouse?

In my opinion its mainly to do with the fact that you are leaving all the normal baggage of life behind you. You aren't concerned about the shopping, the bills, the mortgage, how the kids are doing in school or any of that other day-to-day crap that clutters up your life.

In our situation, we do talk about these things (as they relate to our "real" lives) but they don't create hang-ups or tension. In fact the opposite is true. We can go from talking about my wife's eating problems or her husbands financial problems to giving each other head in about 30 seconds or less. It's sex and pleasure that are the two most over riding aspects of our relationship. And it is a relationship now, it's not a fling or a one-night stand. As someone commented, the emotional side is fully there, I don't think we could enjoy ourselves so much if we didn't care a lot about each other. We both love each other but we also both still love our partners. I'm not sure if we are "in love" in the accepted sense of the phrase but even if we were that doesn't mean either of us is going to jump ship. We both have too much invested in our other relationships to do that.

We'll continue to meet, fuck, suck, finger, fellate, probe, stroke, caress and generally enjoy our bodies.



I quite fancy getting one of these candy bras and the accompanying g-string, for M that is. I think I'd look silly in it:)

Not sure how the g-string would taste after it's been worn for a while but I'm willing to try. M is so sweet tatsting anyway.


Monday, October 10, 2005

Kate Moss

I also like petite women. Not withstanding her recent "difficulties" I still think she has a bod to die for.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

I'm a bum man :)

This is the lovely bum of Scarlett Johansson. Wow!!

Interestingly, this pic, the opening shot from Lost In Translation, is modeled on this picture by John Kacere. It's called "Jutta" and was painted in 1973.


Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Tasting Cum

In the past when I've received a blow job either the girl hasn't let me cum in her mouth or she is more interested in getting rid of the taste then in kissing me. As such, I've never really had the opportunity to taste a girl after the act, so to speak, or I've not really noticed.

If the girl was just performing a quick bit of fellatio prior to penetration, again there didn't seem to be anything unusual to taste, probably because I already had a mouthful of her pussy juice.

I was very conscious last week of the various tastes being passed back and forth between M and myself. She gets so wet that my face is practically dripping after I go down on her, my fingers are spreading her juices all over her midrift as they stroke her. Some girls don't like their own taste, but M obviously isn't in that category. She greedily kisses me after I've been down on her, not minding the fact that my mouth must taste of her pussy.

On Friday, we fucked and then she went down on me. I didn't cum at that point but as she came up to me I could taste my pre-cum on her lips and tongue. Surprisingly, I found it quite pleasant. Then, later, as I lay back and she finally brought me to that earth-shattering orgasm, my cum spurted straight into her mouth. Very little leaked out that I noticed so I assume she swallowed quiet a bit. Again, as we cuddled and kissed, she kissed me and I tasted myself on her. I'm not talking here about her holding my cum in her mouth and dribbling it into mine, but just the taste of my cum in her mouth. It was an interesting taste, not at all what I'd expected, as I say, very pleasant.

Now, I'm beginning to think that this is a very important part of the whole sexual experience. I've read stories of men who would recoil in horror at the thought of tasting their own cum but, if you are expecting a girl to go down on you, taking your cum, or at least your pre-cum, into her mouth, how can you not share in the experience? If she will kiss you after you go down on her why should you not kiss her after she has been down on you?


Just a glimpse

I like this picture. The revelation of the breast while the face is covered is quite erotic. Her dark eyes just draw you into them.

I've often thought that it's not what you can see but what is hidden and just hinted at that is erotic. A 3:45 shot may please some but I like seeing a girl who is a bit more demure.

Sunday, September 25, 2005

So, was the wait worth it?

The short answer is "yes", it was worth the discomfort and pain.

But, I can tell that you actually want to hear the details of why it was worth the wait and the outcome of my relief!!

I'd hoped to meet up with M on Thursday but she didn't want to have a lunchtime tryst and then have to go back to work, instead we agreed to meet on Friday morning, first thing.

As soon as she came through the door she was in my arms, smothering me with kisses, tearing at my clothes. The scenario that I'd described in my previous posting didn't immediately happen but instead I picked her up and carried he through to the bedroom. She lay back on the bed and we started to kiss and fondle each other. She was wearing a light skirt that immediately road up to he waists revealing a pair of skimpy black lace panties. I kissed her gently between her thighs, licking her mound through the skimpy material. She moaned in pleasure as my tongue ran over her, tasting her sweet wetness.

I listed her up and we quickly removed each others clothes and lay down naked on the bed. My cock was, by this stage, hard as a rock as her hands stroked the full length, her fingers pulling back my foreskin to reveal the glistening head. She pulled me over on top of her and I slid my length straight into her waiting softness.

She soon came and I relaxed, letting myself slip out of her. She slid down my body and took me in her mouth, licking her own juices from my cock. Sucking it hard again. Her hand ran over my ass, a finger brushing against my little arse hole. I almost came at that point but I pulled her up and started kissing her, the slightly salty taste of my pre-cum lingering on her lips.

She straddled me, guiding my still hard cock into her waiting pussy, she ground down on me, rubbing her pubic bone against mine, rubbing her clit against the base of my cock. She came again and again as she slid up and down my cock, eventually collapsing against me chest. After a few minutes to recover, she glances up and me and smiles. She slid down my body and started to sun her tongue up and down my cock, her fingers squeezing my balls. Her mouth encircles the head and this time I know I won't be able to hold back. She takes head in and out of her mouth as her hand strokes up and down the shaft, I can feel the orgasm building inside me, my balls aching to explode. Then it came, one of those earth shattering orgasms that happen very rarely. I could feel my cum spurting into her mouth, M swallowing most of it.

All I could do was lie there, I could barely breath, let alone speak. M came up and snuggled into my arm, kissing me with her wonderful mouth, a huge smile spread across her face mirrored mine.

Yes, it had been worth the wait.


Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Abstinence makes the balls grow firmer

Forgive the horrible pun :)

I haven't cum now for 3 days. I've decided to abstain from porn and masturbation for a few days to see just how long I can cope.

The first day or so was OK, but today my balls feel like they are going to explode. My lower back hurts, the area around my crotch hurts, my balls ache.

None of this is helped by exchanging sexy emails with M today. I was describing to her exactly how she should blow me on our next tryst.

I was waiting for you in the flat, standing at the door ready for you to come in.
You came through the door and threw your arms around me, smothering me with kisses, pressing your body hard against mine, grinding yourself against my crotch.
My cock was swelling in my jeans, getting harder and harder as you pressed against me, your moans escaping from your throat as your excitement grew.
You undid my belt and buttons and yanked down my jeans and underwear, my cock springing out as it was freed. Your hands wrapped around it, squeezing tightly as you stroked it's full length. You gently pulled back the foreskin, it's head glistening with pre-cum as you lowered you head down. You lifted me up, pressing my cock against my stomach and ran your tongue along the shaft from my balls to the very tip, running your tongue over the head, sliding it between the slit.
You took the head into your mouth, your tongue pressing me against the roof of your mouth as you slowly took more and more of me inside you. Your head gently moving backwards and forwards along the length, one hand cupping my balls, the other stroking my bum.
Your stare up into my eyes as I orgasmed, cum squirting down your throat. Then it was my turn to pleasure you.

Her reply was very promising:
I'll see what I can do ;)
Followed by:
BTW don't know if anyone has ever told you but you're quite a mouthfull ;)
So, all in all, I think the discomfort may be worth it. We shall see.



Sunday, September 18, 2005

In praise of older women

There is a cliché that older men always seek younger women. I've been guilty of this myself over the years. I'm now coming to the opinion that the ideal partner is not the young "trophy" girlfriend but instead the ideal partner is the more mature woman.

It's all well and good to look for the lithe young body, the pert breasts, the tight bum, the long legs but what these women tend to lack is experience both sexually and socially. It might boost the ego of the older man to fuck a younger woman but are they really getting the best experience?

M is older than I am but just by a year or so and she is the most exciting woman I have ever been to bed with. She has a body to die for; full breasts with perky nipples, a wonderful firm bum and a gorgeous, nicely trimmed pussy. Not only that but she loves sex, she loves to cum over and over again, moaning in pleasure as her body shudders with each orgasm.

I had arrived at my brothers flat a little bit before her, just to check that everything was OK and that the heating was on. She was a bit late and I was beginning to wonder if she has lost her nerve. Then the doorbell went. I strolled to the door, not wanting to seem too eager, and there she was. She threw her arms round me and kissed me hard, her tongue darting in and out of my mouth, her teeth nibbling mine. She ground her groin into mine, pressing down on me as hard as she could. She was moaning with pleasure already as her gyrations brought her close to climax.

She shirked off her jacket and started pawing at my clothes, running her hands over my chest. I picked her up and carried her through to the bedroom. Taking off her clothes I was amazed at the body that lay beneath them. For a woman in her early forties, her body was superb. Her full breasts with those wonderful full nipples, her flat stomach and, below that, a beautiful pussy that oozed wetness as I ran my tongue over it. She tasted so sweet that I felt I'd died and gone to heaven. I started to lick her clitoris any slid my fingers deep inside her, she gasped in pleasure and moaned my name as her hips came up, forcing herself harder against my face. When she came I could feel the muscles in her thighs judder. I slid up her body and kissed her but left my fingers gently stoking her as she slowly recovered. My hand slowly stroked her, spreading her juices over her pussy and stomach. I slid finger down to stroke her perineum and started to stroke her little bum hole. Now, I wasn't sure how she would take this as it's one thing to let a finger in your ass in the heat of a drunken assignation, but it's another to have it when you are more aware of what's going on. As my finger started to circle her ass she started to moan again, softly kissing me and pressing herself against my hand.

She reached down and took hold of my cock, gently rubbing her hand up and down the shaft, making it harder and harder. She pulled my over her and guided my cock into her waiting wet pussy. A little while later her body was wracked by another orgasm. She slumped in my arms as I slid off her. She lay by my side as I stroked her back, caressing her cheeks, sliding my hand between them and rubbing my finger over her. Her juices had spread all over her and her little hole was well lubricated as I gently slid my finger into her. She gave a sigh of pleasure as I slowly moved my finger tip in and out of her, her hand gently squeezing my balls. She then lowered her head down and started to suck on my, taking me deeply into her mouth, running her teeth over the tip of my cock. Her hand stroked me as she licked my balls and I finally came, squirting cum all over her hand and my legs.

We had both lost count of the number orgasms she had had, but she was definitely well ahead of me. She was well and truly sated, a very satisfied girl. I was amazed that I'd had the chance to experience her exuberance for sex. I was blessed.

Our time soon came to an end and I had to go back to work. We didn't even have a chance to drink much of the champagne nor eat many of the chocolates. We kissed and left, I headed for the gym to have a shower before going to the office, I suspect I smelt of nothing but her.

We met again the next day for more but her husband has now returned from a trip away so I don't know when we can get together again. As to our relationship, we are both very clear on the whys and wherefores. We are just very good friends who quite like to fuck each other. It's not meant to be serious, neither of us intends to leave the partners we love but we can use one another to satisfy a craving. Whether we will ever go back to bed remains to be seen but we both hope so. No matter what, we will remain special friends.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Afternoon Delight

I don't really have time for a full post just now but the following text message I received will let you know how things went today:

"You were sensational! I have never been so"



Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Fun is difficult

Texting has now moved onto email. I set M up with a Gmail account so that we can email each other without any trail being left on our corporate email networks and without the expense of text messages (which also appear on my work phone bill).

I've seen her quite a bit this week but always in situations where there are other people around who know us so we have had to be very careful not to act any differently than normal. This is getting to be very hard for us both, we are desperate to meet alone in a private place where we can talk without fear of being disturbed or discovered.

This has proven to be extraordinarily difficult. My place is out as my partner is in most of the day, her place is out as her partner works from home. We both have children who are liable to come home from school at random times. What do we do?

luckily, my brother has a flat (apartment) in the centre of town that is empty. He lives abroad and is only back for a few weekends a year. I have the keys as I'm supposed to check on the flat every week or so to make sure everything is OK.

Perfect solution. I, nervously, suggested to M the possibility that we could meet up there and I was very pleased when she immediately said "Yes!!".

So, tomorrow is the day. I popped into the flat today to turn on the heating, make sure that the spare room was made up, bought some chocolates and champagne. I finally made sure that the shutters were closed enough so that we can't be seen by anyone passing by.

We are both quite nervous about the whole thing. Seeing someone naked for the first time can be quite daunting. Being seen naked for the first time is very daunting. Making love with someone else without the excuse of being drunk is a big step to take and there is no guarantee that either of us will b able to "perform" at the time but I intend to give it my best shot.



Monday, September 12, 2005

Fun with food

This is so erotic. I just love the way that the top girls saliva is dripping over the strawberry into the other girls mouth. Yummy.

More feet

Oh! Lovely. While I'm not what might be called a foot fetishist I do like feet and seeing one covered in cum turns me on :)

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Isn't Texting Great

Events seem to be taking on a life of their own.

Over the last week or so M (for that is an easier way to refer to her than just that girl) and I have been texting each other a couple of times a day.

Firstly it just started off as a way of chatting without anyone knowing about it but it lead to some interesting revelations in the way we thought about each other.

I've been getting my emotions under control and realising that the prospect of an actual relationship with M will not be possible and that my feelings for her can be better summed up as lust rather than love. When I said this to her she agreed completely. We really like each other but neither of us wish to separate from our respective partners. This doesn't mean that we are going to drop the matter.

Getting a message stating quite boldly that I was one of the few people that she wanted to shag before she died was quite a pleasant surprise. I, obviously, sent her back a message stating exactly the same thing. What followed was an exchange of messages that got increasingly sexier and sexier as the day went on.

I was sitting at my desk which is, thankfully, in a secluded part of my office waiting for a new message to come through when my phone buzzed to indicate a new message coming in.

M: I want to feel your arms around me. I want to feel them stroking my bum.
EE: I want to feel your arms around me as well. I want to feel your boobs pressing against my chest.
M: My nipples are getting hard just thinking about that. I'm getting damp.
EE: I want to feel their hardness. I can just imagine my fingers playing over them.
M: I want you inside me, I want to fuck you so badly.
EE: Just imagine my hands running over your naked body, touching each and every part of you, my tongue licking you all over.
M: Oh yes please.
EE: My tongue will run down your pussy lips, slipping inside to taste your juices, teasing your clit, sucking on it as it grows stiff with desire.
M: keep going
EE: My fingers will stroke your ass, rubbing your juices around it as my tongue continues to lick you.
EE: Faster and faster as you get nearer and nearer to climax, my fingers slipping in and out of you, you pushing down against my hand and my face.
M: That was lovely, I just had a fantastic orgasm. Thank you.
EE: My cock is so hard just thinking about you cumming.
M: LOL, we must take care of that very soon. XX

Thankfully, I had some time to recover before I left my desk. There was no way that I could walk around the office with the erection that I had. The front of my jeans looked like a tent. It would have been obvious to anyone what was there!!

I love this kind of texting.



Thursday, August 25, 2005

Ho Hum

Following on from that Friday night adventure I detailed here I met up with girl in question this week for a coffee. We both live in the same area of Edinburgh, know the same people and our kids go to the same schools. Any sort of illicit liaison would be very difficult for us to keep under wraps and this is nub of the matter. We decided that it was best if we didn't continue.

We fancy each other like mad but we are both (reasonably) happy with our current domestic arrangements. There is an old saying that you shouldn't shit in your own back yard and starting an affair would be just that.

There would be too much risk of someone finding out and the word getting back to our respective spouses, something that neither of us want to happen.

Playing away from home where there is no chance of being found out is fine but it's just too risky otherwise. So, with a short but passionate kiss, we ended our "relationship". That isn't to say that I don't still have feelings for her or she for me. If the opportunity arose where we were placed in a private situation with little or no chance of being discovered then it's pretty clear that a bit of rumpy pumpy would be on the cards.

She is, without a doubt, an incredibly sexy woman. I can still feel her lips encircling my cock that night in the garden, I can still feel her finger probing my ass, I can still feel my fingers in her pussy as she came and, it goes without saying, that I would really, really love to fuck her.

She is probably one of the few women that I could fall head over heels in love with, enough so that I would leave my partner. There have been very few of these. Apart from her, I can only think of one other, but that's a tale for another time.



Friday, August 19, 2005

Cold Water

Somehow I think the water is really cold !!

What a fantastic concept

What a fantastic concept :)

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Friday Night

Last Friday, we had a party at our house to celebrate the end of the summer holidays. Most of the guests were friends of the kids who will be returning to school next week.

Needless to say, quite a lot of good wine was consumed and quite a lot of good food. Unfortunately, as I was spending most of time serving I didn't get that much to eat so the booze started to go for my head. It seemed that I wasn't the only one in this predicament and there were some very drunk people around by the end of the evening.

Later on, I was out in the garden having a cigarette when I was joined by a women friend who wanted a quick smoke to. She was very, very drunk as well and before I knew what was happening we had our arms around each other and she was trying to suck tongue out of my mouth.

She was a little bit taller than me and so started rubbing her pussy against my hip, slowly grinding herself against me, harder and harder. Her breath was coming in gasps as our mouths kissed. My hand slid down her back and pulled her dress up. I could feel the coolness of her bum as I slid aside her panties and started rubbing my finger over her little hole which was soaking as her juices leaked out of her. I soon had one finger deep in her pussy from behind and my thumb pushed against her ass. She came with a shuddering orgasm just as I pushed a finger deep into her ass, her legs almost gave out and she put her arm round my neck kissing me deeply.

She slid down my body onto her knees and fumbled with my belt and buttons to pull my jeans down. My cock was rampant, poking out over the top of my shorts, glistening with pre-cum. She pulled it out and sank her mouth onto the shaft in one quick movement. She pulled down my shorts and squeezed my balls as her mouth worked its way up and down me. Her hands cupped my buttocks, pulling them apart and her fingers started to return the favour to my ass. Her tongue flicked the head of my cock as her finger pushed deeper and deeper into my ass. I felt myself building up to an earth shattering orgasm as the tip of her finger played against my prostrate. I pushed my cock deep into her mouth as finally I couldn't hold on any longer and I shot stream after stream of cum down her throat. She swallowed every drop, licking my glans to get the last of my load as she squeezed it out.

She stood up again and I kissed her mouth, tasting the salty taste of my cum on her lips and tongue. After a few minutes we made sure that we were both presentable, making sure that the few traces of leaves and earth were brushed off her knees and we re-joined the party. Both of us taking a quick strong drink to get he taste of each other off our mouths before our respective partners got suspicious.

That was definitely a party to remember and I'm going to make sure that we see each other again for seconds (and thirds).



Wednesday, August 10, 2005

I'm back

Some of my regular readers may have noticed that my postings have been a bit on the thin side recently, or non-existent for the last month.

I've got an excuse for this. My dog ate them. Luckily, that's a lie. Not only don't I have a dog but I haven't had time to produce anything worth eating, let alone posting.

I've been really, really busy for the last couple of months out in the real world and have had to sadly neglected all my friends and readers in this virtual world. The company that I helped found about 10 years ago and which I still work for, has been going through an acquisition phase and I've been involved in this to the extent that I've not been able to think about anything else. The up side to this is that I've made a bit of money but the down side is that I've been knackered.

So, I went on holiday with my family to sunny Portugal and I'm now refreshed and ready to go with more tales of my (sometimes) erotic adventures.

Watch this space over the next few days and weeks. Jack hasn't been all play and hopefully you will enjoy some of the postings I'm going to be doing.



Friday, July 08, 2005


A few weeks ago I was proud to say that I'd received 10,00 hits to this site in the 3 or so months that the site had been running.

Now, only 6 weeks later, my hit count is at almost 30,000.

This is thanks in no small part to the link that was put on the Sensual Arousal site by Lori Porter.

Thanks Lori.


Is Pornography Racist?

Or maybe the subject should be "Are Pornographers Racist?"

One of the things that really pisses my off is the categorization of some porn as "Inter-racial". Whenever there are pictures of a black guy fucking a white girl or a white guy fucking a black girl then it's "Inter-racial".

I find this fundamentally offensive.

No, don't get me wrong, I have absolutely nothing against seeing pictures or movies of this sort, it's just their labeling that I object to. It's also true to say that majority of this labeling originates from the US. What does this tell us about society in the US when they still regard sex between blacks and whites as a taboo subject?

Why can't it just be labeled as sex or, as seems to often be the case, huge cock sex :)

Are the white guys just a little bit jealous of the perceived size "advantage" that black guys have? Is that why they attempt to label it such. Are they trying to imply that it's not normal and the white girls who get involved are more slutty that if being fucked by a white guy?

In the 21st Century we shouldn't be worried about this.


Saturday, June 25, 2005

This week

It's been a tiring week.

Apart from being very hot in Edinburgh (which is very unusual in itself), I've been over to Germany for a couple of days on business. It was even hotter there than it was at home.

Lying in my hotel room it was too hot to think about doing anything. The complete lack of air conditioning made it necessary to have all the windows open but that didn't so much provide any fresh air as to just let the noise in.

I switched on the TV and started to flick trough the channels looking for something even mildly titillating. No chance of any hardcore porn as there was no pay-to-view, but I did come across some pretty weird stuff.

Firstly, there was an advert for the local cable channel. This consisted of a quick promo of the normal channels you would expect followed by a 10 minute segment of Playboy TV. I wasn't expecting anything too racy from this but they were showing some nice girl-on-girl action. It's just a pity that most of he girls were your typical Playboy bunny, plastic boobed bimbos.

When these segments were over it was time for some more channel surfing.

This led to a bit of s surprise, every channel that had closed down appeared to be taken over by adverts for phone sex interspersed by a strip show! The phone sex adverts weren't very graphic but they did all contain topless girls, something you would never get over here. The stripping was so-so with the girls being careful to hide themselves whenever they bent over. You could see a bit but not enough to raise a stir.

It just goes to show the different standards between the countries in Europe (and, I suppose the US).

The Janet Jackson incident spring to mind. When she bared her tit at the Super Bowl there were hundreds of thousands of complaints that the youth of America was being corrupted by the sight of a nipple. For gods sake, we all have at least two!! Here in the UK a few months ago, the winner of our entry in the Eurovision Song Contest got so excited to win that the tape holding her dress to he boob came loose and she popped out. This resulted in about 5 complaints to the BBC. The quality of her singing (if you could call it that) generated more comment.

In the UK we are used to seeing nudity on network TV. As long as it' safer 9 o'clock, no-one cares (apart from the prudes that insist that even table legs should be covered up).

Anyway, back to the point of this post. Here is a photograph I took recently of a most gorgeous back. I love the way that the water droplets lie.

Love & Kisses

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Deep Throat

I'm not sure if this is a fake or not, but it shows remarkable detail.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Gorgeous Girl

In a previous posting, I mentioned watching a movies with an incredibly beautiful girl in it. At the time I had no idea who she was or if she had done anything else.

I recently downloaded a movie called The Secret Diary Of A Lesbian Nympho. Imagine my delight and surprise when one of the stars of this vignette was none other than the cute dark haired girl. It turns out that her name (at least professionally) is Pixie, although she is also known as Nadia or Andrea Spinks.

Here is a picture of her that I've managed to find. As you can see she is incredible, my cock gets hard just hearing her speak let alone seeing her getting fucked by, and fucking, another girl.

Follow up: I've just learned that she has retired from making these fabulous movies. I'm totally gutted.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

More on models

Unfurling poses an interesting question in his comment on my last posting, namely, do I expect to sleep with the girl I photographed. The short answer is no. The long answer is a bit more complicated.

While I have had a couple of "affairs" it was not what I was setting out to do with my search for a model. My honest intention was to just take some photos for my portfolio.

However, when I was photographing the girl I did feel a stirring in my nether regions when I got to see her body. She has gorgeous pert boobs which are crying out to be touched. I suppose the whole point of the photographs was to create something erotic and it would have defeated the purpose if she hadn't been sexy, so if I hadn't been aroused then the photographs wouldn't have been so good.

Now I don't know if she felt the same way and the last thing I want to do is come on to someone who isn't interested. Also, I'm not sure I want to go down that route at all.

Time will tell.


Wednesday, June 01, 2005


I placed an ad on the notice board of the local students union. It's near the end of term and I thought there may be someone out there who would fancy earning a few quid doing some modeling for me.

I was quite open about what I wanted and I got a couple of replies which, after discussing things by email, didn't pan out.

However, one girl did agree to meet me to have a chat about what we could do. We met in a pub in the Grassmarket and over a couple of drinks I talked about my interest in photography, how I wanted to expand my portfolio and how I needed some studies of flesh tones. Luckily we hit it off right away, she liked my ideas, realised I wasn't just some perv out to take photos of girls to get my jollies (she had friends of friends who were doing the course I'm planning on doing after the summer) and we agreed to meet up the next evening.

At this initial session I just wanted to take a few shots of her, see what the light was like in her flat and see how she took instruction, the idea being that a future session would involve a bit more. I turned up at her place with my cameras and after a drink and a chat we started the shoot. At first I took a few portrait shots of her, just to see what results I could get with natural light, the cameras built in flash and an external flash unit.

The light coming in her window was lovely and the net curtain gave it a lovely hazy quality and the resultant photos were good.

I wanted to get a few more flesh tones in the next few shots and, as I have a thing about girls backs, I asked her to remover her top and turn her back to me. She had a wonderfully beautiful back with that slight mound at the base of the spine that drives me wild, but I controlled myself. I then had her turn around and raise her arms above her head lifting her breasts and pointing her nipples. Again, wonderful and the photos looked lovely.

And that was it. She seemed a bit disappointed that I wanted to call a stop there but I'd gotten what I wanted for now. We have agreed to meet up again next week to do some more and I got the feeling that she really enjoyed being photographed (especially if the aroused state of her nipples was anything to go by!!)

She put a gown on and we chatted for a bit more before I left. I was quite pleased that I'd resisted the temptation to take thing further at that point, I got the feeling that she would have gone much further (in her posing I mean) but I'm going to leave that for another time.


Wednesday, May 25, 2005

10,000 hits and counting

I can't really believe that over the last couple of months since I started writing this drivle that over 10,000 people have viewed this site.

Quite remarkable really. Thanks to each and every one of you, especially those who have commented.


Tuesday, May 24, 2005

To Cut Or Not To Cut

To quote Woody Allen "My brain is my second favorite organ". The obvious implication of this statement is that his, and my, favorite organ is what is dangling between my legs.

When I published a photo of my, admittedly, magnificent cock I was surprised that the I received two comments from Merkin ladies who expressed a preference for the uncut member. I was under the impression that the majority of women in the US had never seen, let alone experienced, the uncut member, the prevalence over the pond for male mutilation at birth.

This is something that I personally have a big thing about. I really don't get that idea behind circumcision. I don't understand why, in this day and age, what parents would prefer to have their child "modified" in this way at birth. The health and hygiene reasons that may have been prevalent in the past are no longer valid. Most people bath or shower daily and washing under your foreskin is part of this daily ritual so why disable a man in this manner. I have three sons and none of them were mutilated. Indeed, the hospital never even mentioned it and I have never heard of such a request being made in the UK, except for the obvious.

While it's not something that I have personal experience of, I imagine that a the head of a circumcised penis must be less sensitive than an un-circumcised one. The member lacking a foreskin must be exposed to constant abrasion by underwear and the like and must build up a resistance to this feeling while the glans protected by the foreskin only come into contact with the outside world when, traditionally, it is in the outside world.

The uncut glans can experience the pleasure of a hand or a pussy as a unique experience, it is aware that when it is exposed to the air it will get stimulated, probably for pleasure, while for the cut member it's just what it's used to.

I also can't see that there will any difference to the partner involved. The foreskin gets pulled pack prior to penetration forming a bigger ring with which to stimulate them. This alone would suggest, at least to me, an increase in pleasure to the receiving orifice.

So why do some women, and apparently the majority in the US, prefer the cut. They must just not know what they are missing.


Friday, May 13, 2005

Butt Plugs

Originally uploaded by edinerotica.

While looking for a photo comparrisons for my previous post, I came across this photo.

Not particularly sexy, but I thought it was funny.


London Architecture

I travel to London about once a month for meetings and stuff. My companies head office is down there and they do sometimes actually need my physical presence.

Over the last year or so I've watched the appearance of the Swiss Re Tower in the city. This building, for some reason nicknamed "The Gherkin" always raises a smile. The reason? I don't think that Gherkin is a very apt name. I think it should be nicknamed "The Giant Butt Plug"!!

Just look at this comparison!

Swiss Re (Gherkin) & Butt Plug

Obviously, this sort of comparison is not what you might read about in architecture magazines, but can I be the only person in the world who has made this comparison?


Sunday, May 08, 2005


I've been trying for a couple of months to get hold of a model so that I can practice my photography. I'm planning on attending a course at the local college after the summer and I'd like to have a decent portfolio before then.

I've done the landscapes, the still life and the buildings bit but I'm lacking in the people part. Pictures of people taken in the street and the park are OK but they aren't quite what I'm looking for.

I need to be aware of the various affect that light has on skin tone, I need to be able to see what the various settings on my camera do with skin and it's peculiar reaction to light.

I've advertised on a few model boards but all the replies I've received are either from "dolly bird" models who demand hundreds of pounds per session or from super model wanabees who think that they are the best thing since sliced bread and are expecting me to have a fully equipped studio with in-house makeup artist and stylist. These girls also tend to range in age from 13-16, definitely not what I want.

All I'm after is a girl, a boy or a couple with a bit of a sense of humour that don't mind being a bit naughty in front of the camera. You wouldn't think it would be that difficult, would you!!


Sunday, May 01, 2005

Nice feet

This is a wonderful photograph. Not only is the perspective interesting but it shows the girl's lovely feet.


Thursday, April 28, 2005

Irish Virus

Ok, so it's a bit dogy but my Irish friends liked it.


What really happens when you make love!!

I was reading the Annals of Improbable Research the other day and came across an entry for a paper where some Dutch scientists had used an MRI scanner to record exactly what happens when you make love.

The first thing they showed is a "The Copulation" as imagined and drawn by Leonardo da Vinci.

This is how it was though the male and female anatomies were designed. Note the direct connection between the nipple and her groin, and the production of semen in the brain.

Next we have Dickinson in 1933 who seemingly had fun inserting glass test tubes into pretty young girls (Ok, I'm making up the fun and young bit) and came up with the following drawing.

This has become almost the standard image that we imagine fucking would look like. But no!!

The following is the image taken with an MRI scanner.

The conclusion that the penis turns into a boomerang in there is quite startling. There must be some pressure in there to cause that as I certainly can't make mine bend into that shape by hand (at least, not without doing a serious injury to myself).

They also used the scanner to image what happens inside a woman as she comes to orgasm, during the orgasm and post orgasm. It's incredible the way her insides change!!

So, if you want to know more, go and read the paper.

Magnetic resonance imaging of male and female genitals during coitus and female sexual arousal.

One last interesting point, the Leonardo sketch is owned by our own beloved Queen!!


Incredible Photo

This is one of the most erotic photographs I have seen in a long time.

More Bi-curiosity

Having just read the wonderful story posted by Sex Kitten, my potential latent bi-sexuality is again raising it's not-so-ugly head.

I found myself incredibly turned on by the story, especially the parts involving the two guys. The threesome turned me on as well but it was the MM thing that got me started. I have found myself turned on by descriptions of bi-sexuality before, it's even one of the bits of porn I occasionally look at. I even found myself getting turned on by the photo I posted of my own cock!! Not all pictures of cocks have this affect on me. The ones displayed in unfurlings blog for example, do nothing for me (sorry m8:).

I'm almost certain that I don't want to have a physical encounter with another guy. I hope this subject will become a recurring theme.

After writing this I went to look at:

  • lesbian porn, yup that turned me on.
  • gay porn - nope, flacid
  • bi porn - yup, turned on by that
  • boy/girl porn - yup, turned on, came buckets :)
Feeling a bit saner now.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Polite Words

As I review some of the things that I've written over the past few weeks, a thought springs to mind: Am I being a bit derogatory in my naming scheme for bodily parts?

Just what is a polite way to describe those parts of a girl that you want to fondle, kiss, insert object into or just plain stare at? I don't want to be clinical, I don't want to use terms like vagina, mammary glands, penis or rectum, I want something that is colloquial but not offensive (well, not offensive to people who read this sort of thing). There are lots of words to describe those body parts, some of which I've used but I try to stay away from the more extreme.

  • Pussy seems nice and gentle, something to stroke.
  • Cunt is too hard and a bit common.
  • Crotch is a bit old hat.
  • Mound of Venus is good but a bit arty farty.
  • Fanny is confusing to Merkins.
  • Tits is a almost OK
  • Boobs is fine, but a bit British
  • Jugs, Hooters, Bazookas etc are a bit to sexist (hey, I'm trying to be sensual here)
  • Breasts is OK but a bit clinical.
  • Bum is a great word but, again may confuse Merkins. The other issue with a bum is which particular bit does it refer to.
  • Anus is almost OK
  • Ass is too American
  • Arse is too British and, like cunt, can be taken the wrong way.
Not easy. I think I'll just have to watch the context in which I write and try not to be too repetitive.


Sunday, April 24, 2005


Incredible girl but, more importantly you can see that she doesn't shave under her arms. Trimmed yes, as are her pubes, but still with hair. Yummy.

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Hey, I'm pretty average.

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(5 total)

Dating38.46%32.07%30.77%Dated seriously
Self-Lovin'54.55%59.11%52.73%Master of your domain
Shamelessness79.03%77.32%74.84%Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive73.81%74.99%71.9%A fool for love, but not always
Straightness22.22%36.51%12.96%Knows the other body type like a map
Dominant95%85.89%93.67%Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive96.83%86.17%94.92%Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick91.84%89.28%91.84%Refreshingly normal
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(By The Ferrett)

Second night

My second night in the hotel was a bit more stayed than my first night, probably because I didn't have so much to drink. I still had a very vivid fantasy about my friend who I'd spent the whole day with at a business meeting. She had been wearing a very severe business suit but it's tightness showed off her beautiful bum and, when she removed her jacket, her breasts were very pert in a lovely floral bra just visible through the material of her blouse.

By the time I got back to the hotel I could barely contain myself. I quickly get rid of my own clothes and lay, naked, on the cool white sheets of the bed. My cock was already getting hard at the thought of her. I started to stroke myself as I imagined what it would be like to slowly unzip her skirt and watch it drop to the ground, revealing her cute little bum cheeks. Running my fingers over them, sliding a finger into her pants to feel the wetness of her ready pussy. Turning her round and pulling the panties down so that my mouth could explore the delicate musk of her sex.

Undoing the buttons of her blouse as she grabs hold of my rampant cock and slowly slides her hand up and down the shaft, rubbing her thumb over the wet glans as I pull up her bra and start to nibble on her already erect nipples. Her breasts fit nicely into each of my hands as I squeeze them, hearing her gasp with pleasure as one hand slides down her stomach and starts to toy with her clitoris, feeling her wetness as she squeezes my cock in readiness. She pulls my hands away and pushes my cock into her, sliding down the shaft, rubbing her clit against my pubic bone, grinding herself onto me.

All through this vivid vision I'm sliding my hand up and down my cock. The pre-cum acting lubricating my strokes. I can see the glistening pre-cum oozing out of my cock as I continue, getting faster and faster as I build up to a glorious orgasm. When I cum my semen shoots almost a metre across the bed, pumping out across my stomach and chest, it just keeps on cumming, more and more. I can't believe the amount that shoots out, it seems like gallons of the stuff is shooting out of me. My cock stays semi-rigid for a good few minutes after this, I continue to stroke myself gently as my erection slowly subsides. It's almost a quarter of an hour before I can stand up and go for a shower.

This morning I woke up with another raging hard on. Morning wood it's called. Not wanting to waste a good thing, I let my imagination wander back to my friend, thinking what it would be like to wake up to her with her lips clamped over my cock and her pussy moving to my face. I can almost taste her in my mouth, that muskiness of a women first thing in the morning. A morning wank doesn't last long but its a fantastic way to start the day, not as good as a morning fuck but close.

I'm back home now, life returning to normal with the wife and kids but that was definitely a trip to remember.


Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Fun with a vibe!!

One of the reasons that I write this blog is that it helps me deal with the element of secrecy in my life. To the outside world, to friends and family, I'm a reasonably normal guy. The fact that I have a desire for porn, that I enjoy masturbating, that I have a desire to massage my prostrate is hidden. I have no desire to make this known to anyone else, I've no hidden desire to shout it from the rooftops. I quite like keeping it quite, it's a very personal thing.

I was out for dinner last night with a few work colleagues. I fancy the pants off one of the girls and she knows it but we have both sorted things out platonically. That doesn't mean that I don't fantasise about what we could do together in a night of naked debauchery. When I got back to my hotel room, slightly the worst for wear, I dug out my laptop and fired up a porno flick I'd downloaded.

The first segment I watched was of two girls having sex. It started out as a audition. The casting director said that the movie required nudity and was the starlet OK with that. This amazing cute girl, with a London accent, answered this by removing her dress to show a perfect body with little pert breasts and little white panties. Obviously (as this is a porno) the casting director gets really turned on and starts to stroke the other girls body removing her panties to get at her beautiful pussy. Her pussy is nicely trimmed with a neat mound of hair that glistened with her juices. The girl leans over the casting directors desk and she starts to lick her thighs, working her way slowly up to that delightful hair covered mound. She slowly slid he tongue up and down her slit, sucking on the girls clit, sliding her tongue and her fingers inside. The juices were flowing freely and the wet trail down the girls thighs was plainly visible.


I thought of my work friend as the girl being pleasured by a girl friend or, indeed, by me. My cock was throbbing as I stroked it up and down. My foreskin pulled down over my glans, glistening with pre-cum and lube. I grabbed my vibe and stated to run it over my cock, playing it over the shaft before moving it down to my balls, feeling the vibration all through them and my cock. I ran a finger over my perineum, sliding it down to my ass. I dribbled some lube onto my finger and played it over my bum. I pushed the finger slowly inside, feeling the pressure subside as I got used to the feeling. Moving my finger in and out, loosening myself up, enjoying the sensations that this generated. I took my cock in one hand and played the vibe over my ass with the other. I pushed it in, slowly a first, pushing it in and pulling it out, feeling the vibrations running all through my body.

I pulled the vibe out and stroked my cock harder, imagining that it was pounding into my friends pussy, her writhing on top of me, pressing her breast into my mouth, biting her erect nipple, her clit rubbing up and down my cock. I feel her bend backwards, as she cums, thrusting herself down onto me, one more thrust and I orgasm. A torrent of warn cum spurts onto my chest and arms. I lie there for what seems like an age just relishing in the feeling.

The bad news was that I then had to clean up, but at least I didn't have to sleep on the wet patch :)


Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Men be shaving badly

I really should be working :)

Anyway, an article I saw today in The Sun states that 1/3 of all men shave their "pubic region". This makes me feel a bit less weird :) As I've also started to shave my chest I was quite pleased to see that the survey, by shaver maker Philips, said that 80% of women prefer their men to have a smother look.


Off on my travels

I'm off to London tonight for a couple of days. This has a couple of good points and a couple of bad points.

Bad Points

  • I miss having someone to sleep beside.
  • I have to present a paper to 100 of my companies customers.
  • I hate traveling.
It's only a 1 hour flight but the total traveling time is more like 5 hours. It will take 30 minutes to get to the airport, another hour hanging around waiting for the plane, the getting the train from Heathrow into Paddington then a cab ride to the hotel. By the time I get there I'll be tired and will be in no mood to go out. I don't mind the presentations too much but I get really nervous. While it's nice to have a nice big bed to sleep in but I'd rather I wasn't alone in it.

Good Points
  • I get to stay in a five star hotel in the centre of London.
  • I get to drink and eat at the companies expense.
  • I'm alone in a hotel room and I can watch porn and masturbate in peace.
I did all my packing last night. I'm always afraid that I've forgotten something vital like a decent shirt and tie (I normally dress casually at work but have to wear a suit for my presentation). I packed all the usual stuff but this time I've decided to take along my vibrator.

This is a lovely little thing called a Power Pod that I've only used a couple of times now but never while I'm away. One of the few good things about being away is that there is no chance that I'll be disturbed when I'm enjoying myself (the down side is that I'm by myself). I get to lie naked on a clean sheets while I run the Pod over my balls and cock before lubbing it up and slowly push it into my bum. This generates an incredible feeling and combined with some gentle (or not so gentle) masturbation should produce a fantastic orgasm. The other advantage of doing this in a hotel room is that I don't mind how much I spurt or where it goes. At home I have to grab a tissue pretty quickly but in a hotel room I can lie and enjoy that post-cum sensation for as long as I like.

If I'm up to it I'll post another entry in a couple of days with some more information on what I got up to :)


Calling all Brits

I know that a few of my faithful readers are fron the UK but I was wondering how many.
While it's nice to know that I'm being read around the world, I'd like o know who is a bit more local.

If you're in the UK (especially if you are in Scotland), drop me a line.


Monday, April 18, 2005

Afternoon Delight

It's not only one of my favorite songs it's also one of my favorite pastimes.

My partner and I often go to bed at different times, she early me late. This is mainly due to her being pretty tired by the evening having to look after our kids (and me). It means that we rarely have a chance to make love at night.

This has lead to us both being quite keen on an a bit of afternoon delight. Often I'll take the day off work to go shopping with her. We will then have lunch in our favorite watering hole, the Scotch Malt Whisky Society. We then head home and if we have time before having to pick up the kids from school we'll jump into bed for some fun.

By necessity, this does normally have to be a quick one, unless we have an early lunch after which we can spend a bit more time enjoying each other. There is something quite decadent about having sex while it's still daylight outside. We both have a knowing smile on our lips as we meet up with the other parents at school who have no idea that a few minutes previously we were naked in each others arms making the beast with two backs.

We do have to be careful though, on Sunday we thought the two youngest kids were busy playing on their computer and the elder two were out. We started kissing and cuddling in the kitchen and I suggested we nip upstairs. I was quite surprised when she said yes so I picked her up and carried her up to our bedroom. We quickly got our clothes off and started playing with each other. She was very wet and I was rock hard as we indulged in a little foreplay. Next thing we know one of the kids stuck his head round our door to ask a question. Luckily he's a bit too young to wonder why mum and dad were in bed on a Sunday afternoon!! After he left we were still in the mood but had to hurry just in case.

I liked the extra spiciness of almost being discovered, it added an extra something to our love making but it's not something I want to make a habit of.


Friday, April 15, 2005

Things I like and dislike about Porn

There seems to come a time in every bloggers life when the must put a list in their blog. Now it's my turn. I've mentioned in previous entries that I have my likes and dislikes. These likes and dislikes are not always consistent. Sometimes things in my dislikes list turn my on. I feel my cock starting to rise when my brain is thinking no. I guess that just proves the old saw about men being ruled by something below the neck instead of above it.So my lists are as follows


  • Natural women
  • Normal men
  • Small boobs (A-D cup)
  • Girl on Girl
  • Boy/Girl
  • Boy/Boy/Girl
  • "Classic" Movies
  • European Movies
  • Amateurs
  • Voyeurism (even though 99.9% is fake)


  • Fake boobs
  • Huge boobs (D+)
  • Fat people
  • Completely shaved women. Even a thin landing strip is better than nothing.
  • Animals
  • Skat/piss. Why??
  • Extreme pain
  • Extreme insertions (just what is the point in showing that a girl can stuff a beer can up her cunt or, even worse, her ass? Doesn't that mean that your cock will just rattle around in there)
  • Gang bangs/Bukkake
  • Violence/Rape
  • Granny sex, yuck!!
  • Spitting. If you need lube, use KY!!
These lists are by no means exclusive, there are other things that I like although I just can't quite think of them just now.

Examples of my own inconsistencies are almost too numerous to mention. There is a scene in Emmanuelle in America where Emmanuelle plays with a horses cock. For some reason I found this very erotic. However, other pictures I've seen of more extreme animal action just turn me off. Recent postings on some groups I watch have talked about women having sex with their dogs, mainly being licked. Again I find these stores very erotic but again the thought of a girl being fucked by a dog also turn me off.

I like women who have at least some pubic hair, I just don't normally find totally shaven pussies a turn on, maybe they look too like pre-pubescent girl. If a girl has whispy underarm hair I can get really turned on, but too much hair is also a turn off. If you can see the hair when the girls arms are down then it's too much. If a girl has to wear shorts so that all her pubic hair is covered then she needs a trim. Girls, lets keep it there but neat.

That's it for just now


Monday, April 11, 2005

Women! Can't live with them..

After a particularly frustrating weekend of shopping with my partner, the old saw "Women! Can't live with them.." came to mind. The normal conclusion of this statement is "Can't live without them". However, I've come up with a couple of more apt alternatives:

  • 'Can't kill them and cut them up in the bathtub because who would clean up the mess'
  • 'Can't bury them in the garden without the neighbours seeing.'
  • 'Can't shoot them because guns are banned in the UK'
  • 'Can't kill them and boil up the remains as that's cooking and women's work'
And, of course,
  • Men: Can't live with why bother!

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

She liked them :)

Last night, my partner got a chance to see my freshly shaved balls. Surprisingly, she gave them a lot more attention than she normally does, giving them a good fondling before moving on to stroking me. She still won't give me a blow job though, but I think I'm slowly breaking down that barrier.

There is only about one week a month that she is willing to have sex. The other three weeks are covered by PMS and her actual period. This week is my week and so we did manage to have a quicky. So that was a plus and I have a big smile on my face.


Tuesday, April 05, 2005

I shaved my balls today, Oh boy!

Not quite true, but I thought it was a snappy title.

About 18 months ago I had an incident that most men dread. While doing up the zip in my jeans I managed to catch some of my pubic hair. The expression "ouch" doesn't come close to describing the excruciating pain that such an act causes. I'm not into pain, I don't find it sexually exciting, indeed I find it the exact opposite.

So I decided to do something about it. Nothing drastic, just a light trim of the longer hairs that had been growing for all my adult life. Not that the hairs were that long. I had a nice busy crotch with the some nice hair showing up to my naval. I've continued to trim the hairs whenever they start to get a bit longer. This trimming has always been done with a pair of scissors, not too close and certainly not shaving. My experience with the scissors was reasonably pleasant except for one time when my hand slipped slightly and I drew blood, which hurt :(

Getting the hairs above my cock trimmed was pretty easy, especially as I trimmed them in the shower. The wetness allowed me to bunch up the hairs for easy removal. Same for the longer ones around my testicles, they could be snipped off quite easily. The problem was always that there were quite a few stragglers left.

I came up with the solution this morning. I first of all used my the beard trimmer attachment on my electric razor to finally tidy up all those remaining hairs on my testicles. This worked like a charm. While I don't want to shave off all my hair, my testicles are now pretty much hairless and feel lovely and smooth. It's quite incredible the difference in feel to the now.

Another interesting side effect was the response to the shaver. It must have been the vibration of the razor on my balls, but I got the most incredible erection as I was doing the trimming. Unfortunately, I was running late and didn't have time to make use of it.

As all you uncircumcised guys will now, cleaning under the foreskin is a vital part of ones daily hygiene routine. This, at least for me, involves pulling back the foreskin to give it good clean while in the shower. This is normally quite easy with a flacid member but is a bit more difficult when you have a rod between your legs. Cleaning in this state also acts as an extra stimulus and the damn thing just refused to go down. I eventually had to turn the cold water on.

Tonight, I think, my partner and I will be having some fun or, failing that, Mrs Palm and her lovely daughters will be getting the lube out.


Monday, April 04, 2005

Another beautiful nipple

This nipple belongs to Hikari Kisugi, a very beautiful woman indeed.

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Naked Me??

Since I posted my last comment about my bi-curiosity, I've received a number of requests for pictures of myself naked. This was a bit of a surprise. There are a couple of pictures of me on my blog. See my a article on Amateur Porn. These were taken a while ago and I have changed a little bit, for the better I might add.

What was more of a surprise was that the majority of the requests appeared to come from woman. I thought that an article about homosexuality would generate more interest from guys.

I haven't decided yet what to do. I do have a couple of more recent pictures of myself that I've considered posting. If you have and thoughts on this, let me know. I may yet be persuaded.


Saturday, April 02, 2005

Bi Curious?

Like most guys (I think) I have at times wondered about my sexuality. Although having been 100% hetro occasionally I thought, when younger, that I may be attracted to guys but I quickly dismissed those thought.

Recently, I've been re-evaluating those opinion and have been beginning to think that there may be a side of me that wouldn't object to an encounter with another man.

This seems a bit weird to me. I mean, I'm married (to a woman), make love to her willingly, have kids all the normal things. To the best of my recollection I have never even seen another guy, in real life, with a hard on.

But, I have been realising that in watching porn, I find myself looking at the guys sometimes. Obviously, a large part of a porn seen is the initial fellatio and it's not always the girl I'm concentrating on. The guys cock starts to grab my attention and I begin to wonder.

For some reason that I can't quite fathom, pictures of she-males turn me on. I quite like the site of them getting fucked. The view of breast and a cock is quite weird but, at the same time, erotic. I also get turned on by MMF encounters where the two guys are into each other as well as the girl. My favorite picture from this sort of set would be a guy fucking a girl while being fucked himself, either by guy or, in a different premise, by a girl with a strap on.

Saying all this, I don't really have a desire for a cock up my arse. The thought of such a large object being inserted into me makes me a bit squeamish. Also I don't fancy sucking a cock. However, having my cock sucked by a pretty guy does turn me on, as does gently anal play. I love having a finger inside me. Maybe it's just the anal thing that is attracting me to these sorts of thoughts, maybe not. I'll wait and see.


Thursday, March 31, 2005

Lesbian Pics

I was trawling the web the other day just looking at various pics as they appeared pretty much at random. A few clicks in my email showed the normal range of stuff that we all look at. Single girls just posing, single girls spreading their lips and showing off their arses, girls playing with toys, girls giving guys head, girls being fucked, both in the pussy and in the ass. Then there are the girl/girl shots, either with a guy in attendance or by themselves.

I was wondering what the attraction was of these "lesbian" pictures to a normal guy. Sure, the site of two gorgeous beauties playing with each other does tend to turn you on, but from a fantasy fulfillment point of view, surely lesbians are the last place a red blooded male should go.

Let's face it, while there is the possibility that a guy will get a date with a girl, what are the chances of getting a date with a lesbian? Next to zero. That is the whole point. They prefer other girls, not guys. It doesn't matter how big or thick your cock is, that isn't what your normal lesbian is interested in. Obviously, a percentage of the female population are bi-sexual and these girls may be interested in your wedding tackle but would they want to be in a threesome. This does happen, of course, and your author has had such experiences (and very interesting they are too) but it's not your normal encounter.

So back to my original point, why are guys so interested in pictures of lesbians? Well, in my opinion, I think it's to do with the still forbidden nature of the act. You feel more of a voyeur looking at two girls making out than a single girl or a male/female couple. There is also the secret thought that most men have that all the women they know are secretly lesbians and want to catch them in action.

There are probably many other reasons, I'm not a pshrink so I don't know. If anyone would like to share their opinions on this, especially lesbians or bi-sexual girls then please do.


Wednesday, March 30, 2005


I like seeing feet in porn shots. I don't have a foot fetish as such, but the site of a girls feet wrapped round a stiff cock turns me on, and that cock is very pretty too :)

I bet that tickled :)


Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Beautiful Nipple

What a beautiful nipple. This is a fantastic photograph, taken by the model herself. I love the shadow effect and the "just out of focus" view of her pussy. Posted by Hello

Spanish Delight

A couple of years ago I was on holiday with my partner in Southern Spain. We had rented a villa in a secluded spot amongst groves of olive trees.

One evening, my partner and I had a huge row over something quite stupid. I decided to cool off by going for a walk in the olive groves, just to get my head back together before I said something I'd regret. The olive groves looked like they hadn't been tended for a few years. The undergrowth was thick and, apart from a couple of paths, you couldn't see very far. It was still very warm that evening and I could hear insects doing insect things and birds dong birdie

I was walking for about 20 minutes, just enjoying the evening when I heard some noises coming from through the trees. I was intrigued by what I heard and decided to wander over to have a look. Pushing back some of the undergrowth I found myself looking into a small grove containing a girl and a guy lying together on a rug.

They looked like a lot of the other tourists in the area, slightly red from a bit too much sun and wearing rather skimpy clothes. He was wearing a pair of shorts and a tee-shirt, she was wearing what looked like a sarong and a camisole. She was a reasonably pretty brunette with a nice body. Her back was to me and I could see the outline of a lovely rounded bum through the material of her sarong. The sarong had fallen open showing her long slim leg right up to her

The guy was lying on his back with one arm around the girl, they had obviously been there for a while as it was plain that he was about to burst out of his shorts. The girl was slowly rubbing her hand up and down the bulge at his waist, a large wet patch was plainly visible at the head where his pre-cum had leaked out.

This continued for another few minutes as I watched, trying to make no sound that might disturb the vision I saw before me. The girl straightened up and knelt over his legs. This gave me a view of her breasts, barley held in check by her silky top. Her nipples were pressing against the material trying to escape, as she bent over him I caught a glimpse of her breast as the camisole parted from her body, the wonderful tan lines showing, just slightly lighter than the
rest of her body showing that she had been sunbathing topless (at least).

I looked on as she undid the zipper on his shorts, freeing up the swollen cock that they had held in check. She pulled down the shorts and his underwear and bent down to kiss the shaft. The cock looked magnificent, at least 7 inches long, the foreskin glistening with his pre-cum. She took the shaft in both hands and started to slide her hands up and down it's length, pausing every few strokes to rub her thumbs over his glans. I could see his back arching as shedid this, his balls starting to retract up into him as if he was about to cum.

The girl then placed a finger in her mouth, licking the pre-cum off. She kept her finger there for a little while, getting it very wet from her saliva. I was amazed as she slid the finger down between her legs and started to pla with herself in time to her had job. Every stroke on that guys dick was matched by a thrust of her finger into her glistening pussy.

She lifted up her hand to his face and I could see her juices glistening in the late afternoon sun. She pulled her camisole off over her head, her pert breasts standing up with no need for support, the nipples standing up like large raisins. Her sarong and panties soon followed and she knelt over her friend naked and ready. From the angle I was watching from I could see the line of her pussy from behind going up to her wonderful puckered starfish. Her juices were practically running down the inside of her thighs as she placed her finger back inside herself. She then withdrew the finger and slowly started to massage her friends perineum. Then the finger was slid slowly into his ass, gently at first then more rapidly as his cock stated to visibly throb in her other hand. Her prostate massage was having an incredible affect on him. He was bucking up and down with one of her hands fondling his ass and the other stroking his cock.

The girl moved round allowing the guy to get his hand on her bum from behind, he slid two fingers into her pussy and another forced it's was into her ass. She gasped as the fingers went in and she bore down on his hand again and again.

I watched this spectacle for another couple of minutes, this orgy of mutual masturbation, the filling of holes with available digits. Suddenly the girl let out a gasp as she came, arching her back and forcing her friend to pull his hand out quickly to avoid a nasty sprain. His own orgasm was obviously on its way. His cock was soaked with his own juices, she bent be head down and took the had in her mouth. I could see her cheeks muscles sucking hard on the head and see her finger push far into his ass. She raised her head just as he came, the torrent of ejaculate falling on her hand and his chest. She lay down by his side and gently kissed his lips, running her hand over his chest, massaging the cum into him, gently stoking his deflating cock.

By this time my own cock was aching for some action so I slowly moved away from the couple to head back to my villa, determined to make it up to my partner in the nicest possible way.

My partner was really turned on later when I told her what I had seen in the woods and the next night she came with me to see what we could see, but that's another story....

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Just look at that arse. I'd love to slide my rampant cock into that gorgeous pussy although the chances of that happening are pretty close to zero :).

I think that Monika/Jo must rate as one of the most beautiful and sexy girls in the porn world. Posted by Hello

This is a picture of a young Monika. She is the star of a number of my favourite lesbian videos where she is often known as Jo. More soon. Posted by Hello

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

The sun has got it's hat on.

It looks like spring has come to Scotland early. The sun is shining,
the birds are tweeting and the girls are starting to re-appear from
under their winter woolies.

I think it's time to get my camera kit out and start finding some new models.

If anyone reading this would like to help me out, please drop me a
note. Obviously it would help if you were local.


Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Couch Babe

I came across this pic while scouting around the net. I thought I'd preserve it her for posterity.

What a perfect body and a lovely unshaved pussy. I bet it just tastes and smells wonderful.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Spray to boost female sex drive

Now, maybe this is what my partner needs !!

Spray to boost female sex drive

A spray that helps increase women's enjoyment of sex has undergone successful trials.

The spray, developed by Australian company Acrux, contains the male sex hormone testosterone.

It was initially designed with post-menopausal women in mind, but has also been shown to work for young women with a low libido.

Acrux plans to carry out larger trials, and does not expect the spray to come to market for several years.

The spray was tested over four months in three doses on 261 women with a low sex drive and low testosterone levels.

Researchers found a statistically significant rise in the number of satisfying experiences at the end of the fourth month for women taking the second highest dose of the spray.

The only apparent side effect was a small increase in body hair among some of the participants. This prompted two women taking the highest dose of the spray to drop out of the study.

The spray delivers testosterone and a substance to ensure the hormone is held in the skin and absorbed over 24 hours - similar to the way sunscreen remains on the skin.

New focus

Lead researcher Professor Susan Davis, of Monash University, Principal investigator, said previous research had focused on postmenopausal women known to have low testosterone levels.

"But many younger women also report having low sexual interest and enjoyment and traditionally," she said.

"This has been explained away as being caused by relationship issues, depression or other life circumstances.

"But now we know for many women the underlying problem is biological.

"If further studies reconfirm the benefits we have seen, the spray could make an enormous difference to the quality of many women's lives.

"This is not just about sex - it's about having a satisfying home and social life, and having happier relationships and communities all round."

US regulators last year refused to approve a stick-on testosterone patch developed by Procter & Gamble to treat low sex drive in post-menopausal women.

An advisory panel of the Food and Drug Administration said more data were needed on the patch's long-term safety.

Professor Davis said there was a degree of concern about the concept of treating older women with hormone to achieve levels that were more normal for their younger counterparts.

But she said giving young women testosterone to restore to it to the same levels of as other women of a similar age was a different matter.

Not a panacea

Dr Geoff Hackett, of the British Society for Sexual Medicine, said it was important that the spray was only given to women who had been thoroughly assessed, and shown to have low testosterone.

He told the BBC News website "This should not be seen as a panacea. Low female sex drive is a much more complex thing than men not getting an erection, which in 90% of cases is due to organic disease.

"If a woman takes this spray when her low libido is not due to low testosterone levels then it could cause even more problems for her relationship."

Dr Hackett also warned that raising testosterone levels too high was linked to side effects such as beard growth, hair loss, greasy skin and acne.

Friday, March 11, 2005

After Dinner

We finish our dinner and head out to get a cab home. I
hold your hand in mine as we wait, caressing your palm
with my finger. In the cab we cuddle up close and I
let my hand rest on your thigh. You lean over and kiss
me gently on the lips getting more and more passionate
as we drive along. My hand slides further and further
up your thigh until I can feel your heat through your

You press yourself up against my hand, I feel the
contours of mound against my fingers, one finger
gently caresses you, your tongue slips between my lips
and touches mine.

When we get home, I take off your jacket...pulling the
hair away from your neck, I place long wet kisses
along your jaw line and down your neck, my hand begins
to unbutton your blouse - slowly kissing the skin as
it gets exposed. When I get to last button I'm on my
knees in front of you. I run my hands up your legs and
inside your skirt, rucking it up as my hands move
slowly higher exposing your panties which show a small
damp patch on the front. I caress your bum as I move
closer and you can feel my breath on your pussy. I
slowly pull down your panties exposing the joy of your
sex. You unzip your skirt and let it fall to the
ground. You push my head closer to you and I run my
tongue over you, stopping to kiss the swollen clit
peaking out from its hiding place. I slowly suck it,
you press yourself hard against my lips, my mouth
slips down and my tongue slowly enters you, lapping up
the juices streaming down your thigh.

I run my tongue up your belly, past your breasts, past
your neck to your mouth. You taste yourself on me,
your hands reach up and touch my chest, and you feel
my nipple between your fingers getting harder as you
tease it. My hand drops down between your thighs and
my fingers start to work, slipping into your soaking
pussy, first one, then two, then three fingers moving
in and out.

I turn you around, my wet hand moves up your body
squeezing your firm breast, wetting them with your
juices. I run my tongue down your spine bending you
over to expose your red lips glistening in the
moonlight. I kneel down again and run my tongue along
the willing slit. You press back trying to get my
tongue as far inside you as possible, my tongue moves
up, running around your beautiful starfish while my
finger again slips inside you and my thumb plays with
your clit.

Suddenly, you scream with ecstasy as your orgasm hits
you, you rock back on your heals smearing my face with
your juices, I keep my fingers inside you as you cum
again and again until you knees give way and you
collapse beside me. I cradle your head in my lap, bend
down and gently kiss you on the lips.

I smile at you. Now it's my turn.

L & X

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Hair today, not gone tomorrow

I've mentioned before that I don't like bald woman. Well, here is an example of near perfect grooming.

I love the wispy hairs left on her lips just catching the light. Notice the razor burn on the right hand side, might be a bit itchy. I wonder if she would let me scratch it :)

Now, these next three are all different. The first shows a pretty girl in all her glory, showing off her natural assets.

Her breasts look pretty natural, that slightly lopsided look, and her pussy is trimmed but not too much.

Next we have something a bit more extreme. This girl has realised that shaving under your armpits is not compulsory, and I love that. The feel of hair under there drives me wild. Not too much mind you, I prefer it a bit more downey than that, but every girl has their own feel.

Her bum could do with a bit of a wax though. I can't imagine her in a normal bikini bottom, let alone anything skimpier.

Last, but not least, we have another example of near perfection.

Here we have a girl who seems very proud of her body. She have obviously been to a beautician for some bikini-line waxing but hasn't gone too far. A bit of careful trimming has also allowed here pussy lips to give that cute little pout we love.

Til later.