Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Sugasm #52

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Before and After

It is Wednesday after all ;)

From Cock Blogging...

Here is a before and after shot of my waxing. The shot on the left shows quite a bit of hair, the one on the right shows none.

L&K

EE

Monday, October 23, 2006

Waxed

Well, I actually went ahead with it. I was incredibly nervous on Thursday knowing what was going to happen that lunchtime. I was very busy at work that morning which helped to take my mind off it but eventually the time came for me to go to the appointment. I did remember to take a couple of Ibuprofen about an hour before hand, having read that pre-waxing self-medication was a good idea. Being fully aware of the areas that would be on display, I also made sure I had really good wash before I headed off.

The only beautician that I'd been able to find in Edinburgh who advertised this kind of male waxing was Sin Waxing. Instead of a salon, the woman ran this operation from her home. Traffic on the way there was a nightmare and finding a parking space almost made me late for the appointment but I managed to get there pretty much on time.

When I arrived I was shown into her treatment room. Sam, the beautician, left the room as I took off my clothes having left me with a small flannel to cover myself with. When Sam came back in, she explained what she would be doing and I lay back as she prepared the hot wax.

I held the flannel to cover my cock and my left ball as she got to work on the hairs on my right ball. The feeling of the hot wax as she smoothed a small amount onto me was quite pleasant, until the time came for the first strip to be applied and ripped off.

I was expecting excruciating pain as the hairs were ripped from my skin and was steeling myself for the feeling of each individual hair crying out in pain as it departed this mortal coil. Thankfully, this didn't happen and, other than a slight tugging sensation the initial part of the waxing was reasonably pain free.

After polishing off my testicles and perineum, Sam started on the area above and around my cock. With me holding the offending article out of the way she proceeded to apply the hot wax to my skin. Expecting a similar experience to the other hair I was ever so slightly shocked when my worst nightmares happened and I felt as if my skin was being torn off with red-hot pincers!!! Sam said that the hair here was particularly thick as I'd been shaving for so long and that was why it was so painful. Next time it wouldn't be as bad. The next few minutes were a bit of a blur but soon the area was nice and hair free.

Next it was time to clear up the hair on the lower part of my cock. At this point the flannel was only being used to cover the very tip of my cock, I couldn't quite see the point but that's how it was. Soon my whole front was hair free and Sam rubbed some anti-septic Germaline cream over me.

Now it was time for the bit that I was dreading the most, the "crack". I was half expecting to be asked to go up on all fours with my arse sticking in the air but thankfully that's not how Sam wanted me. She had me lie on my side with my upper leg forward. I then had to reach behind and pull my butt cheek up to allow her access. Again, the actual waxing wasn't too unpleasant and I rather enjoyed the feeling of the wax. After flipping over to get the other side stripped, we were almost done.

Sam finished off by giving my chest a quick wax. Unfortunately, we had run out of time, so I couldn't get my legs done. I'll save that for the next time.

So, what do I now feel like? I can only say that I'm wonderfully smooth, more so than I was ever able to achieve by shaving alone. Even after 4 days, no stubble has yet appeared. My balls, especially, feel like silk they are so smooth and soft. What a wonderful feeling. I really wish that I'd done this ages ago and saved myself the pain of shaving cuts and nicks.

My only regret is that M is away on vacation just now and hasn't had a chance to give her opinion of the venture. I can't wait for her to run her tongue over my hairless balls, taking my hairless cock into her mouth as she slides a finger into my naked bum. Those pleasures will have to wait for a little while yet, hopefully before things start to grow back.

L&K

EE

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Changes

I've just upgraded my blog to the latest Blogger system. Let me know if it's a mega fuck up!

L&K

EE

Monday, October 16, 2006

Braaazil, ta de dum te ta de dum

Ary Barroso's classic tune is running through my head just now. The reason? I've finally plucked (if you'll excuse the pun) up the courage to have a bit of waxing done. More than a bit really, I've booked myself in for the full male Brazilian. This thursday, I'm breaking my waxing cherry!!

As I've mentioned on a couple of occasions, I like to keep the old todger spick and span, ensuring that M doesn't come away with a pube between her teeth after her delightful mouth has been having it's wicked way with me. It's been a slightly uncomfortable few weeks as I've let the hair grow back to the required length.

I'll admit to being a bit terrified at the prospect of having the hairs ripped from my tender regions but a man's gotta do etc.

Single Gal said in a comment to me that "waxing is awesome". Well, we will see.

L&K

EE

Saturday, October 07, 2006

What are the scientific reasons for having sex?

The reasons for engaging in sex are numerous. Among these are:

  • Sex helps boost the immune system. According to Dr Carl Charnetski of the Department of Psychology at Wilkes University in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, people who reported one or two sexual "episodes" per week enjoyed higher levels of Immunoglobin A. This is an antibody that helps fight disease.
  • Sex helps boost longevity. In one study cited by Dr Charnetski, men who had more orgasms over a 10 year period boosted their longevity compared with those who had fewer.
  • Sex helps ward off cancer. In another study cited by Dr Charnetski, men who had more ejaculations over a 35 year period had 33 per cent less prostate cancer compared to those with fewer ejaculations.
  • Sex results in a more youthful appearance. According to a study by Dr David Weeks, a clinical neuropsychologist at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital in Scotland and co-author of Superyoung (1999), men and women who reported having sex an average of four times per week looked approximately 10 years younger than they really were.
  • Sex helps reduce stress. Numerous studies show that it does this through lowering anxiety levels, boosting relaxation, and aiding sleeping.
  • Sex helps fight depression. A study by Dr Gordon Gallup of the Department of Psychology at the State University of New York at Albany found that women who regularly engage in heterosexual sex in which they come in contact with semen were significantly less depressed than those women that did not. he causal relationship is unclear. Dr Gallup speculates that "possibly because when absorbed through the vagina, semen may have an effect on mood in women". However, Dr Gallup is quick to point out: "Regardless of the findings, this study does not advocate that people abstain from using condoms. Protecting oneself from an unwanted pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease is far more important."
  • Sex helps coping with middle age. This is the inference drawn from research by Dr GA Bachmann at the Robert Wood Johnson Medical School in New Brunswick, New Jersey and published first in 1995 in the International Journal of Fertility and Menopausal Studies and continuing in The Journal of Sexual Medicine in 2006.
  • Sex is good exercise. Exercise helps circulation, lowers cholesterol, and releases helpful endorphins.
  • Sex helps in losing weight. Well, at least a little. One burns approximately four to five calories per minute or perhaps 300 calories per hour during sex (depending upon how, shall we say, "vigorous" the sex is). About 7,000 to 8,000 excess calories must be burned to lose one kilogram of fat (3,500 to lose one pound). You do the calculations.
The reasons for not engaging in sex include transmission of diseases, heart attack due to exertion, and many others that I can't quite think of of at the moment.

L&K

EE

Thursday, October 05, 2006

HNT - M's Nipple

M's Nipple

As I've said already, M & I are going through a "dry" period just now due a lack of location for making the beast with two backs.

We are still chatting every day and meet up for a coffee a couple of times a week. We are fortunate in that the coffee shop we choose is not too busy and we are normally able to sit in a reasonably secluded spot, not secluded enough that we can actually do anything but secluded enough.

As we sit across the small table from each other, we are able to touch and kiss. As M tends to sit with her back to the room my hands stray to her lovely boobies, fondling them though her clothes. If she is wearing a loose top, my hand will often slip inside it and her bra to caress her nipples.

The other day I fired up the camera on my phone and managed to take this rather candid shot of her nipple. Yummy.

L&K

EE

Monday, October 02, 2006

Fucking US Government Kill Joy Bastards

OK, so not related to erotica but it does affect me so it's relevant.

Because some legislators in the US government have decided that people in the US are too immature to gamble online they have removed the ability for US citizens to bet.

The net affect of this to me personally is that today I've had the equivalent of over $500,000 wiped off my net worth. Not $500 or $5000 but FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND FUCKING dollars.

It really makes me sick that some neo-Conservative, Right Wing arseholes who probably haven't had a hard on since the last time someone got executed, think they know best about how people can spend their money. Why the hell can't get their kicks from teenage boys like the rest do.

Over here (and in most of the world), betting on sports or poker is totally legal. Visa and MasterCard don't give a fuck, they make millions from gaming as do the banks. But not in the US. Anyway, what the fuck has online gambling have to do with the security of US ports. I'll tell you, NOTHING!!


Next Door Nikki - Strip Poker

L&K

(a much poorer) EE