Monday, May 29, 2006

Things I never

I'm following this meme, stolen from AlwaysArousedGirl, who stole it from Passionate Man, who stole it from Lil Bit.

  • I've Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
  • I've Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex.
  • I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
  • I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex.
  • I've Never Had A Three-Some.
  • I've Never Been In Love.
  • I've Never Had Sex In A Public Place.
  • I've Never Had Group Intercourse.
  • I've Never Been Spanked.
  • I've Never Been Tied Up.
  • I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone.
  • I've Never Made Out With A Stranger.
  • I've Never Gone On A Blind Date.
  • I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor.
  • I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker.
  • I've Never Had Sex At The Office, (unless a quick wank counts)
  • I've Never Been Married.
  • I've Never Been Divorced.

  • I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week.
  • I've Never Posed Nude. (For Art? No. For pix? Yes.)
  • I've Never Watched Porn.
  • I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them.
  • I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner.
    (but a few scratches)
  • I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party.
  • I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.
  • I've Never Flashed Anyone. (in public)
  • I've Never Met Anyone From Online.
  • I've Never Cheated On My Significant Other.
  • I've Never Masturbated.
  • I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Myself.
  • I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Someone Else.
  • I've Never Danced On A Table Or Bar.
  • I've Never Strip-Teased For Anyone.
  • I've Never Received A Rim Job.
  • I've Never Given A Rim Job.
  • I've Never Received A Hand Job.
  • I've Never Given A Hand Job (to a man).
  • I've Never Had Sex In A Hammock.
  • I've Never Performed Oral Sex.
  • I've Never Swallowed. (Is it possible for a man NOT to swallow?)
  • I've Never Received Oral Sex.
  • I've Never Had Anal Sex.
  • I've Never Given/Received A Golden Shower.
  • I've Never Had Sex With Someone While Fantasizing About Having Sex With Someone Else.
  • I've Never Had A Sex Dream.
  • I've Never Had An Orgasm By Myself.
  • I've Never Had An Orgasm With/By Someone Else.
  • I've Never Had Phone Sex.
  • I've Never Had Cyber Sex.
  • I've Never Role-Played.
  • I've Never Played Strip Poker.
13 out of 25, not bad.

L&X

EE

3 comments:

single gal said...

good job hun!

fdgdfgdafgdfgdfg said...

I have been blogging on and off for a few months trying to work out what I want sexually in an essentialy sex-less relationship. I am sure if I told my wife all of my fantasies, every negative conviction about the sleazy baseness of male sexuality she has would be confirmed. We started out as a frantic fucking couple but I realise that the energy was more of an anger probably than a passion.
Now staring at her back every night I am consumed with thoughts of sex and resist self-pleasure 'just in case'.
I do not want to have an affair but I feel like blogging is everything but.
Well done on your blog and good luck with your extra-mural activities.

ZigZagMan said...

I for one....Highly recoomend giving strip poker a whirl........:)

Enjoy the blog man, keep up the good work..:)