Time of the month

Some men (and some woman) like to have sex while their partner is:

• riding the cotton pony
• chase-the-cotton-mouse
• having-the-painters-in
• surfing-the-crimson-wave (I could go on but I won't)

connoisseurs of this particular activity. Not that I think a girl is "unclean" or anything like that, I just don't fancy "eating the red carpet".

That's not to say that there is no sexual activity between M and myself during this week of the month (or sometime more as she approaches the menopause). Like most women, M suffers from PMS although, thankfully, not the murderous kind. Her libido does increase as her period gets nearer and we find that a vigorous workout can help to relieve the cramps. She also finds that, once she has started, a good orgasm makes her feel much, much better even if it's not caused by penetrative sex.

While we don't always get a chance to see each other every time she is "unavailable", when we do I'm guaranteed to get the most fantastic blow-job as my teat for making her feel better :) This week was a typical example of what we get up (down) to.

As usual, as soon as I open the door to her she leaps into my arms. Her mouth devours mine, her tongue darting in and out of my mouth, running over my lips, probing between my teeth to caress my tongue. She presses her breasts against my chest and her crotch against mine, feeling my rapidly hardening cock swelling in my jeans, rubbing herself more and more vigorously against me. Just in those first few minutes of our embrace she reaches her first orgasm, her arms around my neck holding me tight, my hands on her bum gently pushing her against me.

She slides her hands down to my jeans and slides it inside to feel my head wet with pre-cum, she undoes the buttons and pushes them down as she slips down my body to take my rampantness into her mouth, she undoes her blouse and shirks it off onto the floor, I pull her bra over her head revealing her beautiful breasts and nipples, hard and aroused. She trails her tongue up my body and we kiss again, passionately, my hands caressing her breasts, twisting and tweaking her nipples as she moans with pleasure.

She pulled away from me and grabs my cock in her hand. She pulls me through to the sitting room, not letting go for an instant (if a girl is pulling you by your cock, believe me, you follow :) until she pushes me down onto the couch. She pulls of my trousers so I'm sitting there naked, my cock pointing straight up, M standing in front of topless with wicked look in her eyes. She kneels down between my legs, takes my cock in her hand, pulls back the foreskin and begins to lick me from base to head, her hand gently wanking me as her mouth slips over me, taking the engorged head into her lovely soft mouth, her teeth gently nipping at me as she bobs up and down. M doesn't do "deep throat" (at least, not yet) but she more than makes up for it in the way her mouth, tongue, teeth and hands play with me. One second her hand is cupping my balls, the next she is squeezing hard on my shaft, the next she is gently rubbing her saliva into my perineum and ass.

While doing all this my lower leg and foot are rubbing against her, her gasps of passion getting more and more frequent as she builds up to yet another orgasm. I reach down and pull her skirt up to her waist, my hand slips down the inside of her panties, her bum cheeks spread wide, my finger slipping down to rest against her cute little rosebud. She thrusts her backside up almost forcing my finger into her. She gasps as my finger slips into her ass and I do the same as her hand tightens around my shaft. My finger slips in and out of her, following the thrusting of her bum against my hand. As you can imagine, this isn't a particularly comfortable position for me, my leg stretched out so that M can rub herself against me, my arm stretched sown so that I can finger her ass while making sure that her mouth can still envelope my cock. I can feel her thighs quaking as she builds up to another orgasm, this one heightened by my anal probing, my cock swelling in her mouth as I approach release. I cum first, my jism spurting into her mouth, then she cums, that quivering, moaning release of a satisfied woman. I flop backwards onto the couch, satisfied as well. M climbs onto the couch beside me and we kiss, my cum salty on her tongue, caressing each other in the warm, post-orgasm afterglow of good sex.

Things I never

I'm following this meme, stolen from AlwaysArousedGirl, who stole it from Passionate Man, who stole it from Lil Bit.

• I've Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
  
• I've Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex.
  
• I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
  
• I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex.
  
• I've Never Had A Three-Some.
  
• I've Never Been In Love.
  
• I've Never Had Sex In A Public Place.
  
• I've Never Had Group Intercourse.
  
• I've Never Been Spanked.
  
• I've Never Been Tied Up.
  
• I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone.
  
• I've Never Made Out With A Stranger.
  
• I've Never Gone On A Blind Date.
  
• I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor.
  
• I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker.
  
• I've Never Had Sex At The Office, (unless a quick wank counts)
  
• I've Never Been Married.
  
• I've Never Been Divorced.
  
  
• I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week.
  
• I've Never Posed Nude. (For Art? No. For pix? Yes.)
  
• I've Never Watched Porn.
  
• I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them.
  
• I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner.
  (but a few scratches)
• I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party.
  
• I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.
  
• I've Never Flashed Anyone. (in public)
  
• I've Never Met Anyone From Online.
  
• I've Never Cheated On My Significant Other.
  
• I've Never Masturbated.
  
• I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Myself.
  
• I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Someone Else.
  
• I've Never Danced On A Table Or Bar.
  
• I've Never Strip-Teased For Anyone.
  
• I've Never Received A Rim Job.
  
• I've Never Given A Rim Job.
  
• I've Never Received A Hand Job.
  
• I've Never Given A Hand Job (to a man).
  
• I've Never Had Sex In A Hammock.
  
• I've Never Performed Oral Sex.
  
• I've Never Swallowed. (Is it possible for a man NOT to swallow?)
  
• I've Never Received Oral Sex.
  
• I've Never Had Anal Sex.
  
• I've Never Given/Received A Golden Shower.
  
• I've Never Had Sex With Someone While Fantasizing About Having Sex With Someone Else.
  
• I've Never Had A Sex Dream.
  
• I've Never Had An Orgasm By Myself.
  
• I've Never Had An Orgasm With/By Someone Else.
  
• I've Never Had Phone Sex.
  
• I've Never Had Cyber Sex.
  
• I've Never Role-Played.
  
• I've Never Played Strip Poker.
  

13 out of 25, not bad.

L&X

EE

Sugasm #35

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Insane Cock Fakers

I came across this site a few weeks ago and thought at the time that the guys were "exceptionally" well endowed. I found this photo earlier in the week that shows I was right.

Finding out that it was, as I though, faked, I wondered what was in it for the guys involved. Apart from shoving a couple of bits of plastic into some girls pussy or ass, they can't get much enjoyment from the experience. They can't cum because that would give the game away, they can't even get a hard on as it's likely to show. Maybe there is some off camera action involved or maybe they remove the masks, fuck the girl (or each other) and then publish that on a different site.

Ho hum.

L&K

EE

Sugasm #34

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Food

The previous post has left me thinking a bit about food and sex (while I should be working). A couple of times in the past I've played around with ice cream while naked in bed with a girl but not to the extent of making it an actual part of foreplay or lovemaking.

The use of phallic food as part of tryst seems like an interesting experiment to try but the most important question is what to use.

No doubt you will have heard the apocryphal tale of Marianne Faithfull, Mick Jagger and a Mars Bar. There is also the banana featured in the photo below. I've seen pictures of a girl using a pear but it didn't look very comfortable.

The problem with a Mars Bar, or indeed any phallic chocolate covered confectionery, is that the thing is liable to melt and make a pretty terrible mess :) Not only is this an issue for the bed clothes that will have to cleaned up afterwards but also for the couple in question. For the girl having chocolate running out of her pussy (or other orifices) may not be the best post-coital experience she may have. For the guy, having a chocolate coated cock may not be as much of an issue (especially if it is swapping between a pussy and a mouth), but may be a problem later on if his wife asks what the brown stains in his underwear are caused by!!

While bananas may not pose such an issue, there is the problem of disintegration. In the set of photos from which this one was taken there seemed to be no obvious sign of fruit coming apart but there may be a hidden pile behind the camera ready for such a scenario. What would happen if the banana breaks off half way in? How, exactly can you comfortably remove such an obstacle? I suppose that I could just insert a suitable bit of my anatomy to try to get it out but I suspect that trying this would either just push it further in or result in its destruction and resultant gooey escape in the same fashion as the aforementioned chocolate.

The above is, at this stage, just conjecture. It will have to await a further meeting between myself and the beautiful M to determine what is best.

Any advise on what may be best is quite welcome.

L&K

EE

Fruity

Fruit and sex go nicely together.

I'm feeling really hungry now, I think I'll go and get a Mars Bar ;-)

L&X

EE

Pretty cum shot

I love close up pictures of cum shots. This one is especially nice as it's just at the beginning as that little jet of pre-cum spurts out before the girl takes the full load on her tongue.

Anal Fun

As I've mentioned before, M likes to have her bum played with both as part of extensive foreplay and during sex. I'd slip my finger out of her, wet from her juices and then rub it around her pretty little rosebud. I'd slowly push the finger into her tight sphincter, sliding it in and out as she moans with the pleasure of the sensations coursing through her. I'd slip the finger out and back into her pussy to gather some more of her juices before sliding it back into her bum. Sliding the finger in and out of her I soon slip a second finger in alongside the first. Next, my thumb would slip into her pussy and I'd press it down against the fingers in her bum, slipping them all in and out together, her thighs quivering from the impending orgasm which finally wracks her body with waves of pleasure.

The other day I decided that it was time to take things a little bit further. We weren't able to meet up at lunchtime so had arranged to meet up late afternoon instead. I'd arrived first as usual and had a wash. I'm quite fastidious about this, I like to be clean before sex so I always try to make sure that I've given my cock a wash before sex, nothing turns a woman off more than a smelly cock!! When M arrived she decided that she was a bit sweaty from being out shopping in town so she decided to nip to the bathroom for a little clean up herself. As she was doing this I took off my clothes and jumped into bed. M re-appeared in just her sexy black bra and panties, her erect nipples plainly visible through the lacy material. She sat down on the side of the bed and leant over to kiss me, her arms slipping round my neck to pull me closer to her, her breasts pressing against my chest, my hands caressing her back and thighs as we kissed passionately. My hand moved down to her bottom, squeezing her flesh through her panties.

She lay down by my side, pushing the duvet off me so that she could see my body and my semi-erect cock waiting for her ministrations. Her hand took hold of me and with slow strokes soon had fully erect and ready. She pulled back the foreskin and planted a gentle kiss on the head, running her tongue around the glistening tip. She lifts her mouth back up to mine, the taste of me on her lips. Her tongue flits in and out of my mouth, her lips press against mine.

My hands explore her body, slipping under the soft material of her bra, teasing her nipples, squeezing her breasts. I pull it off over her head and start to kiss and suck them as she rubs herself against my thigh and cums for the first time. M has very sensitive boobs and loves having them played with. My hands now start to concentrate on her pussy, stroking it through the, by now, soaking material. My finger pull them aside and sip easily into her wet pussy. She presses her body against mine and guides my cock into her. It slides easily into her sweetness and we are soon rocking against each other as I get deeper and deeper inside her. Soon, she reaches orgasm again, not stopping to rest she rolls me onto my back and starts to ride me to another orgasm until finally she collapses against me, temporarily sated.

We spend the next 15 or so minutes just cuddling each other, licking each other and generally having a good time. This is a very important part of our lovemaking and involves quite a lot of intimate contact. My favorite position in this situation is for us both to be lying on our sides, her hand gently wrapped around my cock as my hand reaches around behind her to fondle her pussy and her ass. There was plenty of this going as well as a repeat of the probing I described above. Eventually we got to the state where some more fucking was called for. I rolled her onto her front and opened her legs. I slid my, by now rampant, cock into her pussy rubbing the head over her g-spot, feeling it's slight roughness as M moaned and moaned in pleasure. I lifted her up until she was on all fours and continued to thrust away at her as she came again and again before she arms collapsed and her little rosebud was just peering up at me just above where my cock was still embedded in her pussy.

I reached over for some KY lubricant and started to pour some down her bum crack. I started to massage the lubricant into her with my finger, just running it around her at first before slipping my finger inside her. I then slid a second finger into her, gently stretching her hole. I started to slide my cock in and out of her pussy again, the lube running down onto it, mixing with her juices to thoroughly lubricate my cock as it slid, gently in and out of her. I pulled out and ran my cock down her crack, pausing for a second over her little hole before slipping it back into her pussy.

I leant over and whispered "Shall I?". She let out a quite moan and said "Yes, please". I poured a bit more lube over her and slipped my cock out of her pussy. I placed it gently against her virgin opening and pushed gently in. As the head of my cock pushed into her she let out a gasp of pain. Naturally, I stopped immediately and withdrew. I lay down beside her and she said that I felt just too big for her to take. I said that it was OK, which it was, and just started to stroke her again. I had no problem inserting three of my fingers into her bum, she was so wet. I moved them in and out almost bringing her to another orgasm. She said she wanted to try again and who am I to refuse. Up she went again on all fours and I positioned my cock at her hole. I added a bit mode lube and slowly pushed against her until, with a gasp of pain/pleasure, the head of my cock slipped inside her.

I didn't want to do too much this time so I just gently moved the head of my cock in and out of her while I reached around and rubbed her pussy. There was just no way I was going to get any deeper into her without causing her too much discomfort. Her moans became more and more intense as she climbed to another orgasm but didn't quite get there. I gently pulled out of her and moved my cock down to her pussy, thrusting deep inside her again and again until, finally, I felt her muscles clamp down on me as she came again and again. We lay there for a short time while M caught her breath, my hard cock still inside her. M moved away from me, my cock coming out of her pussy with a distintinly squelchy sound. She took me in both hands and started stroking my length as her mouth enveloped the organ that had, until recently, been giving her so much pleasure. Her hand cupped my balls as they constricted just before I shot my load into her mouth.

L&K

EE

More strap on fun

This strip of pics illustrates what I want to get up to :)

[EDIT] The scene is from Devinn Lane's Guide to Strap On Sex and the male fuckee is the "Multi-AVN Award winning adult file star" Kurt Lockwood.