What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
While I don't claim to need a kilt quite that long (how could I when my equipment is available here for all to see and admire) I was tickled pink by this particular advert from Durex especially as I've had issues in the past with condoms being too tight.
L&K
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I remember the first time that I had to go an buy Magnum condoms for the boyfriend I had at the time. He had been comaplainning that his condoms were too tight so I decided to suprise him by bringing a bigger size.
I carefully picked a younger cashier with no bag boy - to avoid scrutiny - but at the last second one of the older bag boys (a bag man) came over to the till I was at. He put my magnum condoms in a paper bag and said " have a good night" with his eyebrows raised and everything!
At the risk of being accused of irritating pedantry, I always thought the questions was, "What's worn under a scotsman's kilt?"
Very true, but it didn't scan :)
And, of course, the answer is "Nothing, it's all in perfect working order".
L&K
EE
I think I know your wife. You work for Rapid Mobile.
Close, but no cigar ;)
EE
What's worn under a Scotsman's kilt?
On a good day: lipstick.
What's worn under a kilt?
Lipstick...
2 shades on a good day!
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