Monday, December 11, 2006

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?


Of course, the answer to the question in the title is "Nothing. It's all in perfect working order".

While I don't claim to need a kilt quite that long (how could I when my equipment is available here for all to see and admire) I was tickled pink by this particular advert from Durex especially as I've had issues in the past with condoms being too tight.

L&K

7 comments:

Shay said...

I remember the first time that I had to go an buy Magnum condoms for the boyfriend I had at the time. He had been comaplainning that his condoms were too tight so I decided to suprise him by bringing a bigger size.
I carefully picked a younger cashier with no bag boy - to avoid scrutiny - but at the last second one of the older bag boys (a bag man) came over to the till I was at. He put my magnum condoms in a paper bag and said " have a good night" with his eyebrows raised and everything!

Anonymous said...

At the risk of being accused of irritating pedantry, I always thought the questions was, "What's worn under a scotsman's kilt?"

Edinburgh Erotica said...

Very true, but it didn't scan :)

And, of course, the answer is "Nothing, it's all in perfect working order".

L&K

EE

Anonymous said...

I think I know your wife. You work for Rapid Mobile.

Edinburgh Erotica said...

Close, but no cigar ;)

EE

M.Sphinx said...

What's worn under a Scotsman's kilt?

On a good day: lipstick.

Papagali said...

What's worn under a kilt?
Lipstick...
2 shades on a good day!