Things I never

I'm following this meme, stolen from AlwaysArousedGirl, who stole it from Passionate Man, who stole it from Lil Bit.

• I've Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
  
• I've Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex.
  
• I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
  
• I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex.
  
• I've Never Had A Three-Some.
  
• I've Never Been In Love.
  
• I've Never Had Sex In A Public Place.
  
• I've Never Had Group Intercourse.
  
• I've Never Been Spanked.
  
• I've Never Been Tied Up.
  
• I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone.
  
• I've Never Made Out With A Stranger.
  
• I've Never Gone On A Blind Date.
  
• I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor.
  
• I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker.
  
• I've Never Had Sex At The Office, (unless a quick wank counts)
  
• I've Never Been Married.
  
• I've Never Been Divorced.
  
  
• I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week.
  
• I've Never Posed Nude. (For Art? No. For pix? Yes.)
  
• I've Never Watched Porn.
  
• I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them.
  
• I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner.
  (but a few scratches)
• I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party.
  
• I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.
  
• I've Never Flashed Anyone. (in public)
  
• I've Never Met Anyone From Online.
  
• I've Never Cheated On My Significant Other.
  
• I've Never Masturbated.
  
• I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Myself.
  
• I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Someone Else.
  
• I've Never Danced On A Table Or Bar.
  
• I've Never Strip-Teased For Anyone.
  
• I've Never Received A Rim Job.
  
• I've Never Given A Rim Job.
  
• I've Never Received A Hand Job.
  
• I've Never Given A Hand Job (to a man).
  
• I've Never Had Sex In A Hammock.
  
• I've Never Performed Oral Sex.
  
• I've Never Swallowed. (Is it possible for a man NOT to swallow?)
  
• I've Never Received Oral Sex.
  
• I've Never Had Anal Sex.
  
• I've Never Given/Received A Golden Shower.
  
• I've Never Had Sex With Someone While Fantasizing About Having Sex With Someone Else.
  
• I've Never Had A Sex Dream.
  
• I've Never Had An Orgasm By Myself.
  
• I've Never Had An Orgasm With/By Someone Else.
  
• I've Never Had Phone Sex.
  
• I've Never Had Cyber Sex.
  
• I've Never Role-Played.
  
• I've Never Played Strip Poker.
  

13 out of 25, not bad.

L&X

EE